December 2010
45 posts
Graveyard shift
FUCKEN SUCKS!! like seriously, I start at 12a.m till 8a.m I get home and goto sleep from 9a.m to like 5p.m or 6p.m. I watch the sun rise everyday for the past week and a half and goto sleep when i get home and wake up and its hella dark x( I think i really need the sunlight to survive cause dis stayen up at night type delio isn’t really worken for me and im starten to feel really sick from...
rice is good when your hungry and you want 2 thouthand of something
– Mitch Hedberg
cheating
“forbidden teamwork”
– urban dictionary
The DMV
“satans asshole”
– urban dictionary
college
“an expensive daycare center”
– urban dictionary
juggernaut
“The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any...
– urban dictionary
marriage
“the number one cause of divorces”
– urban dictionary
love
“natures way of tricking people to reproducing
– urban dictionary
when i first met you i was afraid to like you, now that i like you i was afraid...
-pandorasbox:
kawaii desu
xx
hangovers
hangovers is gods way of telling you that last night was alot of MUTHA FUCKEN FUN!!
...nigga...
A bunch of my homies say that “you’r too nice dude” wellllllll FUCK YOU if you think i’m too nice. I dont think of it as a bad thing that they tell me that but the way they say it as if it’s a bad thing. idk jesus, my kindness is what has braught me alot of friends and respected by others, for anything why would it be a bad thing for me to be too nice mr. fucking...
morning prayer
you are ushering into a new day untouched and freshly new
so here i come ask you god if you can renew me too
forgive the many errors that i made yesterday
and let me try again dear god to walk closer in thy way
but father i am well aware i cant make it on my own
so take my hand and hold it tight for i cant walk alone
(anything that is important)
it sucks when your looking for your cell phone or wallet or anything that you NEED at the time. you spend an hour to a half an hour looken for the freaking thing, and when you finally just chill back you realize ITS RIGHT FUCKEN THERE!!!
learned something new today
rasberry sky + pepsi = a freaking icee from 7/11!! pretty bomb
Tables Has Turned
I find it funny how back in the day when i used to go to high school i ditched class to get messed up and did everything in my power not to go to school and not really care about how i got things or anything about life. NOW that i see the results of my actions back in high school and in a few other colleges i went too, i had a change of heart and realized that what i am doing is not what i want to...
women age like wine
– by. Jeffery Alfaro
boom snap guess whos back.
O.k i just recently got into a relationship with a very awesome woman name Jennifer that i’ve known since mission college. Our story began when my friend “buddah” introduced me to jen and a few other friends that he kicks it with after class/before class etc. At first yakno she was super quite but super cute haha. Anyways it took her a bit to warm up too me and then thats when we...
I not fear the man who practice 10,000 kicks once, but the man who practiced one...
– By Bruce Lee
new to this
my name is alexander elias salas but everyone calls me “indo” NO not the mutha fucken weed but “indo”nesian!!….i quite that stuff but anyways i decided to sign up for tumblr to keep myself busy ersumthing todo during the weekends or whenever im just bored :P i guess my girlfriend Jen Aguilar<3 sorta inspired me to have one haha she didnt talk me into it or anything...